carsanchromebook's definitions
One of the most beautiful pieces of technology ever crafted. This thing will make your limp dick go erect, and steal your heart in the process. Then it'll drag your heart through the mud and leave you for the wolves to fester on your bishop. What the chromebook will do is lead you on for a whole year and then stab you in the heart. The chromebook is not to be trusted. But it will make you happy. Yet, the happiness will leave you about as fast as it entered your life. Chromebook.
by carsanchromebook November 7, 2025
Get the chromebookmug.