Chode shark

A chode that is atleast 5 pounds and is less than 3 inches

Jt is being such a chode shark.

Wow, Jt has a chode shark.

by Crap5036 June 25, 2009

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chode banger

Someone who fucks chodes

Why is she making fun of my boyfriend when she's a chode banger?

by candiekissez October 6, 2004

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Chode broker

A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.

Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!

Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.

by peetypablo January 1, 2012

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Chode-Code

The rythmic sound of the testicles slapping the ass of your partner during sexual intercourse.

"I could only hear the sound of chode- code echoing through the halls of the apartment complex."
"I know chode -code."
"The sound of his dick was like chode-code against her ass."

by BreeNiss November 18, 2017

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Chode Road

A "chode road", is a road or street where frat houses are. People in frats are chodes, hence the name "chode road."

Bro are you going to the party tonight?
The one on chode road?!
Yeah!

by SnackLord December 26, 2016

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a fork in the chode

The strange occurrence of a man with a very small penis going to go to the toilet and finding that he urinates in two different directions. Etymology: "a fork in the road" + "chode"

Bob: My mate's knob is so small, and not only that but he gets a fork in the chode like every time he goes to bathroom.

Rob: That's so disgusting, but weird, and actually kind of arousing.

by TheFoulestBeastOfThemAll October 30, 2011

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