Chode shark

A chode that is atleast 5 pounds and is less than 3 inches

Jt is being such a chode shark.

Wow, Jt has a chode shark.

by Crap5036 June 25, 2009

chode banger

Someone who fucks chodes

Why is she making fun of my boyfriend when she's a chode banger?

by candiekissez October 6, 2004

twinkle chode

a gay person who has a chode

that dude over their looks like a total twinkle chode

by icandance April 28, 2010

chode mageister

typically one who likes to sell used cars and watches porn. this type of person, man or female, usually has a mustache.

That guy looks like a chode mageister.

by lilbugga February 9, 2009

Chode-Code

The rythmic sound of the testicles slapping the ass of your partner during sexual intercourse.

"I could only hear the sound of chode- code echoing through the halls of the apartment complex."
"I know chode -code."
"The sound of his dick was like chode-code against her ass."

by BreeNiss November 18, 2017

Chode broker

A chode broker is one who partakes in the buying and selling of chodes, in some cases for financial gain.

Person 1: Dude, I just hooked up with your ex girlfriend!

Person 2: Dude, you know what you are? You're a chode broker.

by peetypablo January 1, 2012

Chode Smoker

1. The art of sucking a hairy man's short fat dick.
2. Something you call someone for being a dumbass

"Becky I'm sorry but I totally choded smoked your bf last night"

"Bro quit being a chode smoker"

by The Apache June 2, 2016