chair

uh huh

Chair uh huh

*person proceeds to sit on chair*

by grtyuujjurr August 8, 2019

char

when someone isn't sure if they truly mean what they've just said or not

Boy: Hey

Girl: What?

Boy: Love me

Girl: wtf i'm your cousin!

Boy: char

by bOYSKIEBAWANG October 6, 2019

Chair rocker

a hoe.

Stacy is such a chair rocker

by @_waldo_2 December 14, 2019

Chairman

The guy who sits on a chair while others work for him.

I didn't have to contribute much since I was the chairman.

by Vatu December 21, 2019

Chair

An object meant for sitting comprised of a seat, legs, and a back. Wheels are optional, but a back is necessary, lest it only be called a Stool, the lowest of the low. Kind of like your friend Kyle.

The vile scent of teenagers that emanates from a middle or high school class with students coming from gym class.

Billy: That's a nice stool.
Timmy: Never talk to me again.
Billy: Why?
Timmy: Because my dad says that a chair of such good quality and class should never be degraded in such a way.
Billy: Oh, That makes sense.

Milly: What is that horrible smell?

Sasha: That happens to be chair.
Milly: That's awful. Who is the source?
Sasha: It's just Kyle. We shall spare him, for now.

by Long Papa Jimmy John Silver January 15, 2020

Char

Gay Filipino slang used as an interjection demonstrating mild disgust on the part of the speaker, especially when something too precious or sentimental is said or done in their presence.

Boyfriend: "I love you, Pumpkin. You complete me!" (Draws heart shape in the air with his fingers)
Girlfriend: "Char!"

Little Girl: Hugs a pink teddy bear.
Gay Filipino: "Char!"

In a romantic comedy, the hero says: "You make me want to be a better man."
Filipino viewers, in unison: "Char!"

by Wanjiggiboom January 28, 2020

chair

a sexual imaginary equipment to sex on

friend 1: “hey we should sex on a chair later.”
friend 2: “holy shit good idea.”

by hot rubber duck February 9, 2020