by Troyiskewl September 10, 2018
by Dustin Schroeder October 30, 2003
A passive-aggressive, attention-whoring way of letting a message board community know you are secretly deliberating, commiserating or recruiting with certain, specific members of said community in order to gain sympathy.
member#1: "I can't believe this is happening to me here!"
member#2: "Member 1, check your pm's!"
member#3: "Why not just say it publicly?"
member#2: "I want everybody to know that we have SEKRETS!"
member#2: "Member 1, check your pm's!"
member#3: "Why not just say it publicly?"
member#2: "I want everybody to know that we have SEKRETS!"
by Donald Lubbock July 26, 2009
The ability for any guy(like myself) to tell the gender of anyone writing a lenghty definition(about 15-20 lines) with regular english words. This is when you are able to pick apart the gender of the writer(easiest to spot women who are trying to prove something or make it look like they know a whole lot about the subject and that you don't) by the words that they use. biggest clue word ever for a smart allickey girl is the use of the word-menstrual- instead of a more insulting word, like bitch cycle or bitch switch. If they say menstrual in their definiton they are either a really sheltered kid who has really forward parents or a female.
jack: hey man, you know I was playing halo last night, and this noob kept trying to snipe me, so I turned around and charge 100 feet towards the punk with a shotgun and shot its ass up.
He start whining over his headpiece that I cheated and wasn't allowed to shoot its character so i told it to turn off the bitch switch. making fun of it for being a fruit. then it typed.
Punk Noob: don't make fun of the menstrual system you cheater!
Jack: Wow, you really need to work on your girl voice you punk ass bitch, maybe next time I won't mistake you for a guy when I hear your voice, good thing my girl check sense is strong when it comes to typed words.
He start whining over his headpiece that I cheated and wasn't allowed to shoot its character so i told it to turn off the bitch switch. making fun of it for being a fruit. then it typed.
Punk Noob: don't make fun of the menstrual system you cheater!
Jack: Wow, you really need to work on your girl voice you punk ass bitch, maybe next time I won't mistake you for a guy when I hear your voice, good thing my girl check sense is strong when it comes to typed words.
by $CREEDS$ January 06, 2009
This is the action people commonly take when they are wearing underwear over their pants and need to make sure that the jeans underneath aren't making it look like they have a penis. This also takes place just in case you thought you lost your vagina or penis. If your vagina or penis is detachable then you understand.
by ** April 07, 2005
The act of checking your e-mail, im's, myspace, chatroom, blog, internet dating site or text messages.
by yeslowlow May 30, 2007