The reason why it tastes like shit is because the candy that's left over is recycled for next Halloween. Hell, they even take the uneaten candy corn from the trash and wipe off the spit and crap.
I tried the candy corn at the party, and I puked up blood because it had expired to the point where the bacteria on it evolved into flesh-eating pathogens.
One of the most exclusive clubs in the world. Defined by its members' elusive qualities and the joy it brings to all who are a part of its existence. It was founded in 1998 by the Doozer, and her best friend Grace Face. Based from America's East Coast, but its members reside far and wide. The real purpose of the club is unknown.
a really big douche with a ghetto ass name, who loves to pick his bum crusties all day long. He also enjoys some kinky zebra porn, and loves to give it to his teddy bears!