beef season 

The time of the year when ameture body builders attempt to reconstruct their flabby asses in the gym with excessive protein shakes and loud and obnoxious remarks about their new "accumulation of "gains".

Joe: I'm going to the gym!
Tony: why?
Joe: it's beef season!

beef season by Kevin money December 30, 2014

Beef Certificate

Any bruise or laceration caused by a penis during sexual activity.

Emily: ow my vagina is one giant bruise after last night
James: Thats what you would call a beef certificate

Beef Certificate by SaulGoodman July 14, 2015

beef napkin 

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

beef napkin by Chuck Richards October 24, 2015

beef curts 

When a girl has freakishly long fanny flaps

girl goes to the toilet and takes a very long time. She finally comes back.

Boy to girl: Emma, did your beef curts touch the water?

The girl I got with last night had beef curts. Man it was ugly.

beef curts by Jenna wenna December 10, 2015

beef grape 

A grape-sized sore on the vaginal opening.

Those who encounter the beef grape never live to tell, or simply don't want to.

beef grape by crucifixpolitix September 21, 2016

Beef sliders 

Farting into another butt.

Nick and Brandon were laying butt to butt. Nick couldn't help but giggle when he served Brandon up some hot beef sliders.

Beef sliders by WickedlyWily September 9, 2016

Beef Jerker

Someone who jerks off using their "beef".

Person #1: What were you doing last night?
Person#2: I was in my room
Person#1: So you're a Beef Jerker!
Person#2: Exactly!

Beef Jerker by Lucky-Lick July 31, 2016