Baked Baker's Dozen

13 grams of weed.

"Hey man, you have any weed?"
"Yeah, I got a baked baker's dozen yesterday."

by BuffaloZeus February 9, 2015

Fucking Baked bean

To stop an unwanted conversation

Girl- Hey I’m pregnant

Boy- Shut up you fucking baked bean

by JuiceBoxBitch January 24, 2019

airless baking

Baking in an air-fryer machine, sounds crazy but it's viable

Jonh: "Hey, my birthday coming up, you have any plans for me Mark?"

Mark: "Yeah, I'll airless bake you a cake, or something"

Jonh: "Airless baking? Now that's something new"

by LegendOfNothing January 17, 2021

Colorado baked

Brownies that have marijuana baked inside them. They take care of the munchies feeling that they produce.

Since marijuana has been legalized in Colorado there has been an unlimited supply of Colorado baked brownies, they give a whole new meaning to rocky mountain high.

by Tom Stillin November 14, 2012

baked potato

A sex act where a couple wraps themselves tightly in a space blanket and fuck until steam comes out.

It was cold on the camping trip, but Sid and I stayed warm because we had a baked potato every night.

by dgrinder February 3, 2017

Bake Rape

When a friend or family member forces homemade food on you and won't take no for an answer.

Me-I'm not looking forward to Thanksgiving at your mom's this year.

Friend- Why not? I thought she put out a feast for you.

Me- She does and its mostly awesome. But when it comes time for desert she totally Bake Rapes me. I'm already stuffed but I can't leave the table until I have a huge piece of her apple pie. If I try to get out of it she takes it personal so I just close my eyes and get thru it.

by metmike November 20, 2013

Baked Alaska

What Ariana Grande ordered in her video.

"Do you guys have Baked Alaska?"

by SGQueen April 13, 2022