A "Cade Baker Moment" is a brief moment that only few will understand. A moment so hilarious that no normal person will understand. Those who tend to understand are know as a, "Cade Baker." When talking about the myth himself others tend to make seemingly unfunny jokes which relate to, "Cade Baker"
When, "The Fish is a Baby" is one of the first Cade Baker Moments
A "CadeBaker" is a person that you secretly make tons of hilarious inside jokes about, but you never tell him about them. So instead you point and laugh at him, and run when he starts comming to get you.
CadeBaker has done nothing wrong but yet is still tortured by 2 random kids.
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Noun
A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.
Baker: I got my girlfriend with a Dutch Bakery the other night. Now there's at least three reasons she hates it when I'm on top of her.