Skunk at the garden party

An objectionable person or unpleasant circumstance present at an otherwise festive occasion and ruining it for all. See "turd in the punchbowl".

"There was a skunk at the garden party when your ex showed up at the wedding."

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An objectionable person or unpleasant circumstance present at an otherwise festive occasion and ruining it for all. See "turd in the punchbowl".

We had a skunk at the garden party when your ex showed up at the wedding."

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look at this chud

A word for describing fat chuds and you can use yourself

Example: Bro, just look at this chud.

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A question posed during King's Cup when a Queen of any suit is chosen.

Player: Tim, you're up. You got a queen.
Tim: Look at that dog?

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When something is so award, and you just can’t help but laugh because damnit because what could go worse. Tummy laughs, hurt. I forgot.

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the meme of the class pizza party with connor always getting one slice

Me: bro Connor at the pizza party

Bro:what is that

Me:you know Connor at the pizza party

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"Hey, they're really fine and I just wanna get with it. How should I?"
"Just throw your pants at their face. Works every time."

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