apple vagina

When a woman's vagina is in the shape of an apple, or has an apple inserted inside of it.

If your name is Caterina, you automatically have apple vagina.

Ew. No. You have a dirty apple vagina.

by coolio jones8 January 24, 2011

Applebees

The act of giving or receiving a blow-job in a public bathroom is to "Go to Applebees."

Jo: "So what did you end up doing on your date with Carly last night?"
Sam: "She wanted to go to Olive Garden. I wanted to go to Applebees. So we compromised and 'went to Applebees' in Olive Garden."

by Guy Fieri December 19, 2011

applecross

Applecross is the closest place to paradise imaginable. Go there (the North West Highlands of Scotland ) but go there quietly.The fix will last you a lifetime and you will tell all who will listen to follow in your footsteps

Applecross is the place where time stands still

by Swilly Tisher April 25, 2006

applebag tag

The act of pinching, slapping, punching, kicking, or inflicting any kind of pain on a fellow co-workers genitals for fun.

Like playing tag with your friends nuts

Jeff was walking to the printer and forgot we were playing applebag tag. I struck him in the genitals and he hit the floor crying!

by cbido November 8, 2008

Notch Apple

An extremely engorged and stimulated female clitoris.

Roger's girlfriend get's extremely horny and when she does, she gets a quivering Notch Apple. Roger's loves to suck and nibble on it and flick that magic bean.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

apple computer

A computer that is neither functional or interesting looking. Used to do guassian blurs and such with amazing speed. Horrible at games.

Ever heard of an apple game?

by apple computers are for gays July 22, 2003

Apple Head

Someone who loves Apple products so much and has every single one, or at least has an iPhone, an iPad, an iPod, and a MacBook. An Apple head will purchase every apple product released, no matter how close the release dates are. They bleed Apple products; they are Apple.

I have to buy the iPhone 6 when it's released! I have all the MacBooks, iPads, iPods, and iPhones. I need it all!!

That, my friend is an Apple head.

by OHb4IO May 16, 2014