Albert

An extremely cute guy that loves lauren nguyen :

That guy is such an Albert!

by I Love Lauren :]]] March 2, 2011

abercrombie

A store that disguises skimpy pieces of colored fabric with a brand name as clothing for the preppy subhumans that populate the school hallways.Uniforms for the style-warped zombies to flaunt the disease of bad fashion for others to see.

Must eat brains...as soon as I buy that cute new mini from Abercrombie!

by hAnNaH May 13, 2005

Abercrombie

1. a clothing store wherein women should shop, but men should not due to "cock-enhancing" jeans and other clothes of that sort.
2. a clothing store which accepts returns with reciepts no matter how long ago they were bought, because they mostly restock the shelves with them.
3. hell on earth

1. mark, you deuche bag. now everyone knows you have a small wang because of those abercrombie pants.
2. hey look, the new Abercrombie... uhh... shitstain super-vintage line?
3. i cant hear myself think, and it smells weirs in here. there's a guy without a shirt on in front of the store, and all of the employees are wearing abercrombie clothes, which they spent their wages on. NO I DON'T WANT TO TRY ON YOUR COMFORTABLE FUCKING JEANS!

by Greg Keating January 3, 2006

Haymich Aberforth

In the movie hunger Games, Haymich Aberforth is Katniss Everdeen's Mentor. One the second Quarter Quell, is really awesome, even when drunk. Witch is quite often.

Haymich Aberforth is sucha drunk bastard.

by BadassBitch October 25, 2012

albert einstein

Albert Einstein, took what the Lorenz Fitzgerald apparatus discovered about the constancy of light and the stupidity of the world made of ether, and ran with it. Did not accept the fact that Quantum Mechanics was "real" and said that "God does not play dice with the universe" ironically, Quantum Mechanics is the science that catapulted the start of a technological revolution. Computers, Video Games and IMAX fucking theatre based of concepts of Quantum Mechanics. Cant blame the wild white haired man though, both theories of relativity and QM contradict but are equally true. I guess the world works in a paradox. (The accuracy of this proposition can be debatable...I aint no fucking physics major)

Also, b.c of Einstein we know that theoretically, Time Travel is possible but not like you think it is like in Back to the Future, more like time dilation when traveling at high speeds near the speed of light

Christopher Lloyd looks strangely like Albert Einstein in the movie Back to the Future.

by TheeImran November 4, 2006

Albert

a selfish, self loving druggie who don't give two's about anyone else but himself.

also see: twat.

oh my god albert is such a twat

by lol0ijvdhbsjdjdjadofjdaofdofjd April 23, 2019

Alberto

A guy that simps for an Anime chick who will never love him

Guy1: Have you heard of Alberto?
Guy2: Yeah....He simps for a MHA character, right?

by FnafFnCod_09 April 28, 2021