adventurize

To crawl into a fetal position and sob endlessly while eating whatever in reach.

Times like this I hate to go home, I just wanna sneak around and adventurize

by brawesome October 28, 2013

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advertising science

The kind of science where facts are invented in order to support claims that promote product sales.

Advertising Science studies show that when a middle aged man even looks at a testosterone supplement, their youth and sexual vigor returns instantly.

by dutchmonkey February 18, 2014

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adverteasement

When an ad won't go away when you hit the X button, or it makes you wait 5 seconds.

YouTube is so annoying, with all the adverteasements

and stuff.

by thepotatoofgold May 3, 2014

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Brainwashed by advertisements that say you must have this and this and this to be happy. Anyway I have been seeing a lot of people lately that are so caught up into the world of advertisements that they look and sound like the Tv ads on television. So they are brainwashed to think they need these things.
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Also tv ads can be really stupid yet people seem to follow them anyway so they must be adverwashed.

She was so adverwashed she had to have that new skirt.

by language of change May 22, 2014

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advertrolling

Garnering attention for a product or service by trolling the politically correct public for reactionary outrage.

Example: Amazon launched a highly successful advertrolling campaign for "Man in the High Tower" on November 24, 2015, when it plastered a New York City subway with Nazi symbolism. The offensive symbolism was promptly removed in response to public outcry, as was expected, but not before the show, which paints a grim picture of an alternate reality in which the Axis powers had won WWII, had received a great deal of attention.

See also: trolling advertising PC butthurt outrage consumerism reactionary marketing

by SomeHamster February 27, 2016

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