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squirrel tag

When someone hits (tags) a guy in the nuts.
Dale just squirrel tagged me while walking down the hallway again. Freaking hate Dale.
by Freddygeo3 November 29, 2018
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Squirreling

Stuffing all bodily openings(urethra,anus, mouth, nose, and ears) with acorns and then proceeding to crawl around like a squirrel while in the nude.
“You cant’t call yourself a man if you havent been squirreling with the boys
by Turkey_frotter101 December 18, 2024
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butt squirrel

"I'm complex, for totes" Originating from an extremely large head and increased self esteem from overly nice people, they describe themselves thoroughly as a "old fashioned" kind of girl. They're "sexually pure" though they suffer from chronic masturbation, while they enjoy flute, journalism, music theory, and loving their fake hipster ass. Basically, their pastime is having boys like them even though they deny most of them because of her "pureness" and "anti-sexual nature". Could be a model, should have genital warts. To sum it up, I'm an overly angered teenager, and she is just a plain fat butt squirrel that I roast for breakfast.
How did you get to be such a butt squirrel?
by goodmornings24 June 28, 2011
mugGet the butt squirrelmug.

The Flying Squirrel

When you stretch your nut sack out flat and curve the ends like flying squirrel wings and roll out.
This place is wack I'm about to do The Flying Squirrel and glide outta here.
by B.Nilez July 3, 2021
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squirrel fight

Two men, aggressively rubbing their nuts together.
Me: “Hey you two, what are you doing !!”

Two nude men: “we’re having a squirrel fight !”
by GibbonLips August 3, 2024
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squirrel stew

squirrel stew is stew made with squirrel
"we are eating squirrel stew for dinner!"
by bee29874 March 2, 2022
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squirrel

Guy1: did you murder and stuff that red squirrel
Guy2: Yeah i got three of them actually
Guy1: wow nice job lets throw them in the trash can!
Guy2: good idea!
Guy3: hey you cant do that! you just killed three squirrels and now youre throwning them in the trash!?
Guy2 and Guy1: fuck you stupid vegan
by Honningbien bo February 25, 2019
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