Uncle Dave

The act of simultaneously drinking, smoking, and gambling, much as Uncle Dave used to do.
And all the dead Uncle Dave’s gather around a heavenly kitchen table. They light up cigarettes and they begin to talk. They talk about how they never got a break. How their parents didn’t love them. And their children were ungrateful. They talk about how the government screwed them out of money and they just missed out on a big job. - George Carlin

I pulled an Uncle Dave last night and my head feels like it's been put through a blender.
by jason_litty July 03, 2024
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scary dave

absolute gigachad who supports everyone except trans people
scary dave is cool
by ☆♡𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐗♡☆ October 11, 2023
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