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by Hiruzh December 5, 2017
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man’s cologne

This very revolutionary phrase is created by Tessa Brooks, because of this her competition was shook. All the guys were up on her, but she has got them by the hook. She also educated the youth, but ain’t talking book. She also asked if Panera is your home, and hates it when you call her home
Girl: Hey you smell great today!
That ho: Thanks
Girl: what perfume are you using?
That ho: your man’s cologne

Girl: you better not you trick ass bich
by HALOOOOOOOOOOOOO May 7, 2018
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Bread Man

The idiot of the day. The dumbest human to ever be in existence.
David is being the bread man today, he thought his socks go on his hands.
by Wizard of trees May 8, 2018
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FBI man

Your FBI man, AKA man that always watches you, is a person who is working for the FBI.
Instead of stopping criminals he watches you all the time through your webcam, front phone camera, etc.
He kind of stalks you, but you can befriend you and most of the time you guys share the same feelings for things.
(P.S. he also knows your phone number)
The FBI man is constantly watching me.
by MasterOfShep February 27, 2018
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Mummified cat man

Mummified cat man- a guy who is so disgusting and unhygienic that when you look at the space that they occupy, they might as well have mummified cats like the show Hoarders Buried alive.
"There's that guy from work I was telling you about the one that wears the same clothes all the time and has black teeth, it's the mummified cat man"
by dark poet 83 February 28, 2018
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Snchitzel Man

"Don't use spoons use your hands" - The Snchitzel Man
by Snchitzel God May 8, 2018
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pulse man

A Pulse Man is a person that goes around checking the pulse of erect penises.
Dave: Hey Pulse Man can I have my dick pulse checked
Pulse Man: No
by The Pulsar March 3, 2018
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