Walking out finger

The finger a man uses when he is “walking out” with his girl, typically the middle finger of the right hand.

She wouldn’t come back to my place, but by the time I got home my walking out finger was smelling of fish.

by Naughty Daddy June 12, 2019

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Itis’ed out

When you are feeling so high, drunk and full at the same time. They are Itis’ed out! Even if they don’t want to admit it.

Friend 1: bro.. I feel something..
Friend 2: what do you feel bro..
Friend 1: bro,
Friend 2: I’m so drunk, full and high.
Friend 1: bro you’re itis’ed out.
Friend 2: yeah you’re right we’re totally itis’ed out

Omar & Tarek xxx

by Suna June 18, 2019

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blown out clarinet

An STD, named after anyone that was in a marching band. Symptoms include itchiness, red spots, anal leakage, breast tissue growth and listening to Neil Diamond on repeat for days at a time. Unfortunately no treatment at this time is available except for palliative care including cool baths in oatmeal, listening to Kenny G, and always double bagging it.

Girl 1: oh shit, green eyes and blonde hair, AND he knows fingering techniques?
Girl 2: Dont Lisa, last I heard, he was receiving treatment for a 'blown out clarinet'.

by HM Barber February 22, 2019

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Out of sperm

It means that you have done a lot of hand job or you had a lot of sex just in a single week.

Maria: Hi Justinpx, I am so horny right now... Can u come please for one more time?
Justinpx: Hi Maria, sincerely i am out of sperm. Maybe next week cutie?

by GiorgiCavany February 26, 2019

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