post shit syndrom (pss)

That feeling once you've left the bathroom after dropping a deuce, that you have some unfinished business. You feel like you still have to shit, you can't walk, and you can't poop any further.

"Hey Johnny, Why the long face?"

"I am suffering from post shit syndrom (pss)."

by carpster May 30, 2006

Oh Shit Its The Boss!

A phrase elicited during a sighting of one Bruce Springstein.

*hanging out after the show at the rear exit of the concert venue*

fan: Oh Shit Its The Boss!!

by John Calvin Boone III March 26, 2009

fuck shit nigger bitch

When your really mad so you swear, but your're in poetry class.

*stubs toe*
"Fuck shit nigger bitch!?!"

by Veteran Bandit September 11, 2020

delusional lying sack of shit

A rather long bit increasingly popular nickname for the 45th POTUS.

Yup, among the super doozies laid out by this delusional lying sack of shit are: he claims that he predicted Osama Bin Laden would hit the Twin Towers and that President Obama was “constantly begging” Kim Jong Un to meet with him while he was President!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 28, 2019

to shit or get off the pot

it means don't pussy foot around with something just do it

Bush either needs to shit or get off the pot when it come to making good desisions.

by pascal lacour November 9, 2005

200 pounds of bird shit

what you look like when you don't have a shirt on

HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!

by ihatemyname April 22, 2010

slippery shit slide slammer

using ones backyard slip in slide, for a shitty slippin ass slammin good time!

when yer all horned up an run outta sexual ideas....the slippery shit slide slammer can be an excellent party saver! ex: bruce and beatrice were so sexually bored bruce went out in the backyard and performed the ol' slippery shit slide slammer......he positioned beatrice doggy style at the end of his slip n slide naked.....using corn oil.. oiled up her shit pipe...next bruce with boner erect ...ran as fast as he could landing on the slip in slide knees first..zooming down the slip n slide (takes perfect balance) on knees, boner erect just about to make contact he thrust hips forward...(takes great timing and aiming)..Jamming erect boner in her shit pipe......IF DONE CORRECTLY WOMAN SHOULD IMMEDIATLEY HAVE ORGASM....along with sore asshole....

by gillieman69 December 10, 2009