Hey Dougie this floor really looks like Zac Ass hole said Andrew then Dougie reply’s well that why they call us glue Smoothers.
by GRKPSI October 9, 2020
Get the Zac Ass Holemug. When a girl is super highclass she has a small ass. When she is beefing with you for no reason. Shes on her period and has a small ass.
by aeqs January 9, 2021
Get the small ass energymug. The definition to this word is in reference to a little bitch boy named Trevor Thompson, he refers to himself as T Rev, and likes to go to the beach with people he talks shit about.
Jacob: Come ride
Trevor (Fake Ass Bitch): I’m going to the beach with people I talk shit about
Jacob: Fake Ass Bitch
Trevor (Fake Ass Bitch): I’m going to the beach with people I talk shit about
Jacob: Fake Ass Bitch
by Puebhairsinyamouth March 14, 2018
Get the Fake Ass Bitchmug. When a man has a woman shit into a cup the he grinds into a finite powder. This powder is used as protein powder as he eats it before a workout and then she pisses in his mouth to wash it down
Dude instead of my normal soy pre workout protein I tried Ass Protein Powder with my Girlfriend
That’s great man, what flavor?
Ass.
That’s great man, what flavor?
Ass.
by Dollar Tree Glasses June 14, 2021
Get the Ass Protein Powdermug. Abbr: HAT
Same principle as a thot, except notably worse. Hick Ass Thots incorporate cringe-worthy attempts at being “country” into their thottery. Like their thot cousins, Daddy issues are usually involved.
HAT’s, although they probably live in a suburb and haven’t stepped outside in their 13 years of life, will dress in jeans, cowboy boots, and camo sweatshirts. They can typically be found blasting shitty country music and talking in hood accents.
One of the HAT’s most common ways to lure in victims (Other than hicks, who come voluntarily), is by adopting contemporary, right-wing stances on current issues. A dead giveaway that you’re being duped is that they will never allow their charade to compromise their thot values. Reproductive rights issues are a common example of this.
Same principle as a thot, except notably worse. Hick Ass Thots incorporate cringe-worthy attempts at being “country” into their thottery. Like their thot cousins, Daddy issues are usually involved.
HAT’s, although they probably live in a suburb and haven’t stepped outside in their 13 years of life, will dress in jeans, cowboy boots, and camo sweatshirts. They can typically be found blasting shitty country music and talking in hood accents.
One of the HAT’s most common ways to lure in victims (Other than hicks, who come voluntarily), is by adopting contemporary, right-wing stances on current issues. A dead giveaway that you’re being duped is that they will never allow their charade to compromise their thot values. Reproductive rights issues are a common example of this.
Guy 1: “Man, I just met this great chick, she’s a real country girl”
Guy 2: “Wtf bro, she’s a hick ass thot!”
Guy 1: “Damn you’re right, she does bump a lot of Florida Georgia Line”
Guy 2: “Wtf bro, she’s a hick ass thot!”
Guy 1: “Damn you’re right, she does bump a lot of Florida Georgia Line”
by ThotPatrol99 December 27, 2017
Get the hick ass thotmug. A Lazy-ass fuck is a loser, plain and simple.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
On the other hand, some theologians believe that it might also be code for God or HHVH. The origin of this belief goes back to the notorious 13th century « Lazy God Manuscript », in which it is reported that Aquinas himself declared at the Second Council of Lyon in 1274 : « Est possibile, quod Deus est, in modum pecus a praesepibus viis. », meaning : « It is possible that God is, in effect, a lazy-ass fuck. » The authenticity of the manuscript has been questioned during the 18th and 19th centuries, but it is considered genuine today. Aquinas was the first theologian to achieve Thug Life status.
Tony : God is the shit!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
Abraham : I know! He managed to drown every living being on Earth in a one shot flood even though he’s the Lazy-Ass Fuck Supreme! Rock on YHVH!
by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021
Get the Lazy-ass fuckmug. Its when your asshole hair is so crusty you can feel it, Usually happens when you take a shit and you wipe and wipe yet somehow your ass still feels uncomfortable and crusty
by Ea, lord of depths August 5, 2018
Get the crusty ass pubesmug.