half-ass handy

The term for 1) being sub-adequate; 2) not finished to completion; 3) unaccomplished

"Morgan paid for a blowjob and got a half-ass handy."

"Kevin did a half-ass handy job of cleaning the car."

by Ihatemyjob666 March 20, 2017

Barney Bad-ass

A person who acts like a tough guy, but can't back it up. The term derives from the character of Barney Fife, the Deputy Sheriff of Mayberry on the Andy Griffith Show who often acted tough when he was obviously not tough at all.

You're getting all Barney Fife on me. You're acting like a Barney bad-ass.

by JJFoote November 2, 2017

pookie ass nigga

A bitch nigga ; one who is trippin

Bruh you’re wrong you “ pookie ass nigga ” go home .

by RealNigZzz October 14, 2018

Nigger ass fucker

When you and yo friends (boys) tryna fuck but you ain't got no cum yet the man like I gotcha my nigga I'mma call the bigger ass fucker and then you say ughhh he cummed in my ass.

John: Aye go grab that nigger ass fucker
Jack: bet my nigga I'll ask the nigger ass fucker to cum in our asses
John: sick

by jrwitdajuice April 13, 2021

Hank Hill Ass

Just Google a picture of Hank Hill’s Ass. The opposite of a Dump Truck Ass

Dude, that girl has Hank Hill Ass. You can iron clothes on her back.

by GuyFake69 March 30, 2021

Cold Ass Pilgrim

White boy that defies all athletic expectations. Speed and athleticism defy all preconceived notions of how he should perform. Gains respect through hard work and humbleness yet will destroy ankles and stereotypes.

Him: You see Kade out there bust that 60 yarder and wreck that safeties ankles?

Me: yeah he’s a cold ass pilgrim

by Dustocrat June 7, 2021

Flat ASS Flasher

An old man,well past any sex appeal(if he even had any) Who insists on bending over -REAL Obvious to show his sad flat butt cheeks in khakis or other tight pants,at any given opportunity.Usually does this display where women(or men)will be seeing this

damn,my boss keeps bending over every time i am near,He's a flat ass flasher

by hot Ethel July 1, 2011