your momma

a television show on mtv where where people "represent their hoods" by making lame "your momma" jokes on other memebers of the show and wilbur valderama looks like a gay mexican

Wow, that new mtv show Your Momma with that gay mexican really sucks and should be taken off the air

by JStreeter May 6, 2006

your gay

A derogatory term using the word "gay" to mean something bad. This is normaly used by people who are uneducated or people who think that being gay (or homosexual) is a bad thing. Normaly saying "your gay" means you are stupid. This is highly incorrect because being homosexual is not stupid or a bad thing. This can also be used in other forms such as "thats gay", "why are you so gay" or "stop being so gay." These are incorrect uses of the word gay.

"Did you see her shirt?"
"Yeah, it's so gay!"

by Amanda May 13, 2005

keep your dick in your pants

1. (male) To refrain from engaging in intercourse

2. (both sexes) To mind one's own business, keep out of other people's personal lives and affairs.

1. Hey, it's best to keep your dick in your pants right now, since you didn't bring a condom. You don't want to get an STD, do you?

2. A: Hey, what's wrong? You look upset.

B: Keep your dick in your pants. I don't have to tell you anything.

by MadameTesla August 28, 2015

your right

The sarcastic way to let the people that are communicating with you know that they are wrong, very wrong. The only comeback to this response would be "I'm wrong." clarifying that the person declaring your right is wrong.

Justin: Dude, I was a beast at Halo2!!!

Chris:Your right.

Justin:I'm wrong!

Chris:Fine lets go get a copy and play right now!

Justin:I can't right now because I must go and count leaves....outside.....right now, sorry I have to go.

by Chris Black December 27, 2007

Your Mom

the chick I banged last night

When I banged your mom last night, the neighbors complained about the noise

by Raider Hater June 10, 2006

Your mom

The person I frequently have sex with

I have sex with your mom...

by God June 10, 2006

your mom

A phrase used randomly during conversations/arguments to attemt to divert the conversation, insult the person, or bring about laughter. This may be used as a part of a larger phrase or as an insult by itself. The usage bringing about laughter probably has its roots in making fun of people who would get seriously offended by this remark. Sometimes the mear mensioning of their mom would offend them.

Variations: Your Mother

"Your mom is a ugly spotted bloated cow."
"Your mom"
"That's what your mother said to me last night."
"Your mother's lipstick." (in response to a question related to one's crotch)
"You kiss yo mother with that mouth?"

by Keatonian January 24, 2004