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Dave

An amazing and handsome Stud Muffin that does everything correctly. He always has a lovable and goofy number 1. Dave knows how to win. And constantly gets a proposal. Probably because he is a total catch.
Did you see Dave on the online reality gameshow? Because him and that Devin guy were totally the most entertaining thing there.
by OGAll-Star November 21, 2021
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Dave Moment

When someone named Dave DOES something stupid or dumb
Dave: *wipes ass with t-shirt*

"Damn that was a Dave Moment!"
by SupremeDave November 21, 2021
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Dave

A poet, casanova, a man shrouded in mystery, plagued with dagger looks, emitting lust with each gaze, each step. Who you take home to your parents, only for your mother to fall in a deeper love than even you. A homewrecker, a nomad. The clothes on his back are what he lives in, a square between his middle and ring finger, European-style. Nobody knows where he came from, some say a cave. Some say he's always been, before God himself. He is Dave, leader of many. Follower of none.
That guy Dave is unbelievably broke and lives in his parent's basement.
by Gary Sucklemeister November 21, 2021
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Dave

When doing a Dave, it defines that you have severely fucked up the easiest of tasks & turned a little job into a big one.
by PXRAMBO April 9, 2024
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Daveed

A man who is simply a whore. He loves his blondes with a fat ass. Don't be fooled though, he will finish in seconds. Daveed will love attention from any girl with a pussy. He is very friendly and outgoing, typically your average man.
Daveed loves pussy
by pussylove9000 April 18, 2024
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Dave Mustainetitis

It’s what happens when you pronounce “Balls” instead of “Pulse”
You tried to take his balls…..”

-Someone who has Dave Mustainetitis
by Vechiles4chldren April 25, 2024
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Dave

Not JohnyCool4522. That is his mortal enemy.
My name is JohnyCool4522, not Dave! Never call me that
by anonymous May 1, 2024
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