Post Nut Trance

The state of being high or dazed after an orgasm.

I couldn't think properly after busting a huge nut on her face. I think I'm having a Post Nut Trance.

by KoishQR May 23, 2021

Post-Burnout Anxiety

Post-Burnout Anxiety (PBOA) is the feelings of anxiety one might experience after having recovered from burnout, while attempting to reenter the workforce.

PBOA is a sub-type of PTSD.

“My last work environment was so toxic, I’m having post-burnout anxiety about what the next environment might be like.”
“I’m having PBOA thinking about returning to a 9 to 5 position.”

by scifo August 12, 2019

post-cum wisdom

The clarity needed before making any decision involving females, but gained only after ejaculation. Once ejaculation has occurred one can begin to think with the correct head.

Man, it sounds like you need some post-cum wisdom...

Wtf did you do? Did you have post-cum wisdom??

by The smartest and wisest February 10, 2019

Post Match Penis

When you've played sport and your penis has shrivelled up and basically gone back inside you!

I am suffering from Post Match Penis!

by JJ91 January 22, 2011

Post Nut Schlump

The act of passing out after a hard nut.

Yo sorry I didn't text you back, the Post Nut Schlump hit me hard.

by The Curler June 15, 2018

Post Present Depression

The sad, empty feeling you get after the excitement of opening all your Christmas presents.

Ashley: Did you get a lot of presents this year??
Audrey: Yeah, but now that they're opened I've got Post Present Depression.

by Nobody Special 13 December 27, 2010

Post-parking regret

The feeling one gets when a parking space, or multitude thereof, much closer to the destination than the one used is discovered. Usually followed by a logistical debate over the decision to move the car into one of the superior spaces.

"Hey, there's a crapload of spaces over there!"
"Aww, that's some serious post-parking regret."

by Hbriz November 2, 2011