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Jet Washed the Soffit Boards

When you got that gravity defying liquid diarrhoea that gets under the lip of the bowl.
Send Chloe the shop for some bleach as I've just jet washed the soffit boards!
by Albionest July 13, 2025
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Dick-Wash

When a man is balls deep in a woman and proceeds to give her a cream pie, he then takes out his wiener, places it in between his partners tits while she is laying on the ground, and titty fucks her for the sole purpose of scrubbing the cream off of his wiener.
Bro, I definitely gave Brittany the biggest cream pie she has ever had (not in my life) and because of that, she gave me a dick-wash.
by J-B1zz1e January 18, 2020
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Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.
I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me
by anonymous June 28, 2022
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Gentleman's wash

Judge Taylor was disciplined coz he got caught in his chambers having a gentleman's wash from a cleaner. She was on her knees when the court usher walked in. Twat, never locked the door.
by tykki December 30, 2022
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Rice-Washed

A spin on the phrase "White-Washed". This implies that a person has been so engrossed in a certain Asian culture they act more Asian.
"Dude take off that anime shirt, you're so Rice-Washed"
"Fuck you I love Hentai"
by Shoover May 23, 2022
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Golden Power Wash

The act of ungratefully urinating inside a woman’s vagina during sexual intercourse Power washing the uterus.
I was having sex with my girlfriend and I gave her a golden power wash... She was not too stoked about that one.
by DirtNasty-6969 August 27, 2020
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san francisco car wash

When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises
Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.
by Phdcarl August 8, 2017
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