Social Potato

An amazing and kind person who loves Cheetos and loves to be happy and annoying!!

Your a social potato for giving me cash cash money cash cash.

by Social Potato April 25, 2019

Baked Potato

When you constantly slap a brown girl’s ass for hours when having sex and it comes out burning hot and red at the end.

Girl: why is my ass so hot and red ?

Guy: cuz I kept slapping it. now you’re a baked potato

Girl: yes I am

Guy: yes

by So much ruckus June 1, 2018

Hot Potato

A guy or girl who is passed around by an entire friend group for either dating or just casual hookups.

Girl 1: I’m thinking about hooking up with Jackson.

Girl 2: He’s hooked up with me and Hannah and now he’s trying to hookup with you. He’s a hot potato.

by Potter Fan 515 June 21, 2021

Potato Head

A Russian-Kazakh Minecraft nerd who calls you 'Fucking Donkey' and shouts at you when you move 1 pixel in the wrong direction in Minecraft, and who's name might or might not be 'Ivan'.

Guy 1: i'm going to build a functioning chair in my Minecraft survival world
Potato Head: You fucking donkey stop it you're wasting time you don't need it just kill the iron golem you donkey!
Guy 1: Ok Potato Head

by Neovenatoor May 14, 2023

Dick potato

When potatoes began to grow out of your penis

God I've started growing dick potatoes again

by Landapotato July 13, 2021

Farting on a potato

Farting on a potato is what you call someone acting suspiciously and/or evil in rural America.

That person needs to stop farting on a potato, what does he think he's doing walkin around my farm?

by Dr.Kazakhstan May 14, 2021

sea potato

A fat ass manatee. Like so fat Honey Boo Boo's mom would tell it to eat a salad.

Could also be a swimming McDonalds customer.

"What is that? A Godzilla sized shit?"
"Nah man, that's a fucking sea potato. It's probably binge watching Netflix and crying into a pillow right now."

by PRAISE THE LAWD May 2, 2016