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Moon gooning

Moon gooning is an event similar to gooning but on a more spiritual level. Some have stated it is native American in origin but this has not been confirmed.

The event is attended by at least 10 people including a sworn priest and a licensed jelqer to watch over the participants to make sure they go down the safest path. The ritual starts by taking a 12 gauge and blowing the head off of the sacrificial Buffalo and all participants start to goon while basking In the moonlight, after the gooning is complete the participants are required to hunt an elk, skin said elk and hang its entrails on a tree and then continue to goon until sunrise, when dawn breaks the participants sit around the entrail tree and take peyote plants. And thus, the ritual is complete.

Any who learn of this ritual and do not participate in it are rumored to be hunted down by the spirits of the sacrificed bison and elk (plural).

Typical moon gooner gatherers wear native headressess and the skull of the bison that was sacrificed in the previous ritual and the first time initiates are required to wear a headress and skirt as they stand in the center of the moon gooner circle.
We're linking up with tucker Carlson and doing a moon gooning session this weekend bruh, you should join us.
by TheGuardian0376 November 18, 2023
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Seattle Midget Gooning

When one cums inside of all holes on a midget then picks it up by its legs and slams it on the ground then proceeds to fuck it’s blacked out body.
by DR.Sussy December 11, 2024
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Moon Gooning

Gooning under a full moon. Run outside after the session and stare at the moon until the hypnotic feeling of gooning is gone.
How man was your moon gooning session last night?

It was alright, definitely not the best i’ve had.
by JHKnows December 8, 2023
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C Cleaner goon

A goon that cleans toilet pans for a living
c cleaner goon is scrubbing the toilet cleaner again
by Carlos de la Cerda April 16, 2024
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Ghost of the Goon

Any black Dodge Challenger that reminisces Nautica Malone and the events of the Goonicide
by escalivasen March 24, 2025
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Goon

A member of the gang, "Goon Squad", located in northern Utah. Goons are known for their violence and badass ways. Only way to become a goon is if your from the PV, NO, or OV hood.
If you mess with a goon, your shit will be dropped, no questions asked, end of story.
mugGet the Goonmug.

Blumpkin goon

A blumpkin goon is where you watch a vr porn video about getting a blowjob whilst taking a shit and jacking off
Tyler: Hey josh wanna go to the gym?

Josh: no thanks, I'm gonna blumpkin goon in a bit.
by Chinesesissylover January 11, 2025
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