start-crap

like start-up but really crappy

- dude, this project looks amazing!
- nah, it's another silicon valley start-crap

by stefan-the-master August 6, 2015

snap crap

sending pictures of yourself on snapchat while crapping

“Dennis was snap crapping me yesterday and he thinks i didn’t know what he was doing.”

by Rowena September 13, 2019

raft of crap

A ship full load of crap

Now that a raft of crap your telling me . I don't believe you

by Bogwonron July 2, 2022

batch of crap

refrence to someones visual appearance

GIRL1:Wooaaahh how ugly does she look?
GIRL2:Worse than a batch of crap!

by guesswhhhoo?? December 17, 2008

Crap-o-phonic

A 'crapophonic' (crap-o-phonic) speaker is sometimes built into budget audio equipment. Sometimes it is used in professional equipment as well in order to provide an alternative to headphones.
The speaker is of poor quality and delivers a barely acceptable output, but is adequate in professional equipment to audition the sound.

Can also be applied to built in microphones in some equipment.

The Marantz recorder has a crap-o-phonic speaker built in. This enables you to audition the sound you have just recorded - however, you would not enjoy full reproduction, or want to endure its output for long.

The crapophonic microphones did the job in an emegency, but good, purpose built plug in microphones would have been better.

by maudibe February 7, 2010

Crap

A rude word to describe something something that is waste rubbish or trash

Crap

by Hiyalolasr January 23, 2025

Awesome crap

When you take a shit, wipe, and your arsehole is already clean. That is an awesome crap and legend has it that it brings good luck.

Bob: I just took a dump, wiped my hind end, NOTHING....Clean TP WTF. I think I need to call a doctor.

Bob's friend John: you're fine, it's called an awesome crap and it means you're going to have a great day. You're welcome.

by Awesome crap AKA clean wipe April 3, 2021