Sea turtle 

An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.

Man, I can't believe Tim Duncan is still playing. Dude is definitely a sea turtle.

Sea turtle by TheRealJake June 30, 2016

Dirty Turtle

When you find out through a strange series of events that you're actually a furry.

I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.

Or

I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.

Dirty Turtle by Hepatetaa September 29, 2017

suicidal turtle 

A turtle with suicidal thoughts and tendencies

I think my turtle is a suicidal turtle, he drank poison today.

suicidal turtle by Please kill me i want to die October 21, 2017

Book turtle 

Some one who is so scared of people they hide behind books

Adriana is such a book turtle, she never goes to any lit parties.

Book turtle by Jam&Toast November 6, 2017

Mexican Turtle 

The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.

Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!

Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge

Mexican Turtle by Hoescravejayy January 19, 2018

real turtle hours 

A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.

Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does “it’s is our vortex” mean anyway?

real turtle hours by nickybangs February 6, 2018

tony turtle 

The most adorable innocent cute charming person on this planet also known as tony perry the guitarist for the glorious bands Pierce the veil :)

PTV fan1:why is tony turtle so fucking cute
PTV fan2: because he is the cutest man alive simple

tony turtle by ;-; I'm awkward AF ;-; March 26, 2018