3 definitions by Please kill me i want to die

suicidal turtle

A turtle with suicidal thoughts and tendencies
I think my turtle is a suicidal turtle, he drank poison today.
by Please kill me i want to die October 21, 2017
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Iulian

A huge dick, often hurting his friends and has a girlfriend but treats her like shit
Oh iulian? He’s a dick.
by Please kill me i want to die November 2, 2017
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nigga ooga booga fuck

Fuck me with a finger
Girl: fuck me with a finger
Guy: wut?
Girl: uh, nigga ooga booga fuck
Guy: oh ok
by Please kill me i want to die October 21, 2017
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