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real turtle hours 

A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.
Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does “it’s is our vortex” mean anyway?
real turtle hours by nickybangs February 6, 2018
Nick is yuggin in those yeezys.
Yuggin by nickybangs March 22, 2017