ham chit lou

To describe a horny pervert and a molestor combined together.

Sei ham chit lou. Hey, you ham chit lou, don't touch her.

by TangXinEgg March 1, 2022

Deli leg ham

Deli Leg Ham,

a cheap and nasty girl with no class

Did you see James, he got himself some deli leg ham at the club last night

by Gary rhe September 23, 2019

bam bam in the ham

A phrase referring to sex.

“Did you have sex with him last night?”
“Yeah we did the bam bam in the ham.”

by graki November 13, 2020

Black Forest Ham

When her pussy lips are floppy and loose and look like some black forest ham.

When I had sex with her last night, she had black forest ham.

by that_one_nigga6969 March 11, 2021

Split ham surprise

When a pantless female proceeds to bendover and pull both ass cheeks open as far as possible allowing the anus to prolapse.

The woman proceeded to bendover and spread her ass displaying her split ham surprise for the world to see.

by Rapscallion666 January 2, 2012

Honey Glazed Ham

The act of cumming on your partner's ass and slapping a piece of pineapple on it.

What do you want for dinner baby? I don't know love, but afterwards I'm gonna give you some Honey Glazed Ham

by FCNUnicorn August 1, 2021

expired ham cannon

to flatulate at somehing by laying on your back and squeezing your legs back

dude, i totally just shot an expired ham cannon at the back of luke's head. it smells raunchy.

by edward worley? March 27, 2010