Santanasexual

To feel sexual attraction to santana López from Glee

I can't stop thinking about Santana López i must be Santanasexual

by Acrazygleek January 6, 2021

santalol

sanatlol is where you laugh at santa

i santalol at your mom

by Imakenowords February 18, 2021

Santa Kiss

Going down on an elderly woman's vaginal white beard.

I Santa Kissed your mom last night.

by Staybull February 20, 2021

Santa

Santa is usually a fat guy who come to your house to give you presents but it's possible to be girl name and girls named Santa are really crazy and good friends they are always next to you if you ever meet Santa she's definently crazy and evil but she always gonna laugh with you. Name Santa is really rare.

person 1 : what's your name?
person 2 : Santa!
person 1 : omg I never met girl named Santa!? wanna be friends?

by wolfy_officially February 22, 2021

Santanderily

A term used by intellectually superior people to coax the lesser minded fools to searching just to mess with them.

Person A: I dare you to look up the definition of 'santanderily'
Person B: there is no definition.
Person A: yes there is
Person B: *searches definition and comes across Urban Dictionary definition* Hey!

by Baplo Sexcobar March 3, 2021

Santa's Chocolate Fudge

Have you got someone you hate for Secret Santa? Or in general just a gift for someone you hate this Christmas? Well... you should gift them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge!

First, defecate into a jar/bowl, and keep it aside. Melt a block of chocolate, and then stir in the poo. Diarrhea will incorporate well, while more hard poo will take on the appearance of chocolate chunks. Put into a round container, set, and slice/cut into squares or shapes.

Your friend: Oh no, I have to get a Secret Santa for someone I hate
You: Give them a box of Santa's Chocolate Fudge.

by DietCokeCondom6969696 March 6, 2021

Santaclausian

always smart , intelligent and handsome and loving husband and father

This problem can only be solved by a santaclausian

The beautiful woman is married to a santaclausian
The president governs the country the santaclausian way

by Santa santa March 14, 2021