squirrel bite

a very powerful backhand to the nads.

man 1: i just got bit by a squirrel. come look at it.

man 2: ok.

man 1: "squirrel bite".......
*backhands man 2 in the sack.*

by .j.g. August 15, 2006

squirrel

A sexual act performed alone or with a partner involving a pipe cleaner tail, a sandwich bag and a michael bolton tape.

"So I hear you got squirrly last night?"

"Yeah, its all about the squirrel."

by Ty Ty D. July 6, 2007

squirrel

someone who likes to climb trees and eat nuts.

I'm a Squirrel but I love winter.

by Charles Benson July 24, 2007

secret squirrel

A personal idiosyncrasy or quirk.

A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.

Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.

by Chrissisyphus January 9, 2009

Suicide Squirell Racers (SSR)

The SSR, is a group of Elite, Fast, Motorcycle Racers and Track Day Enthusiassts who reside mainly ont he forum www.DCSportbikes.com.

Theie rejection of the Guapanese Language makes them a hated foe to the Big Sack Ridaz (BSR) of the same website.

Unfortunately the SSR being a group of highly motivated Military lead (SteelRain, A former Marine is their leader; with his section leaders being former military, law enforcement, or governemnt officials). More commmonly the SSR leaves the BSR sucking on fumes.

"Dem Suicide Squirell Racers (SSR) fools just stabbed them BSR tools on the inside of turn 1 and left like screem and parkers, mang!"

by RF900r November 7, 2006

squirelly

Crazed, wacked out dog whose rear legs fully extend past the front two while in a full-out running motion. When on grass, turf flies left, right and center. Can be caused by screaming a spastic "squirelly" multiple times until the dog flips out. Must emphasize that it must be screamed as: "squir-leeeeeeeeee" over and over, with enough force to make your face turn red.

Look ma, that dogs gone squirelly.

by Skawt N. October 23, 2005

squirmdog

when you need to release a white hot load of squazzo and you just can't hold it.

I was bicycling in a forest when I had the most wicked squirmdog!

by Squirmdog March 5, 2008