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Spittin’ Guts

Term used to describe another person with the same demeanor and personality traits of an elder.
My son is the spittinguts of me”
by Lillou April 5, 2025
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Sitting court side

When your sitting down (normally in class) and someone’s ass is right next to/infront of your face.
Damn man, I love math class.

Why?

Because I’m Sitting court side, with Ms stevens teaching!
by Parker-lefty April 6, 2025
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Sitting court side

When a woman with a big ass (usually a teacher) bends over right next to your face as your sitting down.
Micheal: “Why do you love math class so much?”

Levi: “ because I’m Sitting court side!”
by Parker-lefty April 20, 2025
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Shitting like a mongoose

Comes from the way a mongoose moves – they're known for their fast, darting movements. So, "shitting like a mongoose" might be a humorous way to describe someone rushing to the toilet with urgency.
I ate a bunch of fiber and now I've been shitting like a mongoose all day.
by TheBuckLives April 23, 2025
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Sitting Duck

Oh, I'm trying Ron! Believe you-me. That is what this is all about because THIS.... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME.... Could have AT ANY POINT... Turned into MY Mark and Melissa getting murdered in their own home instead of YOURS. And that will continue be the case UNTIL THIS ENDS...
Hym "Oh you had better believe I am trying not to be a sitting duck. I have prevented some of your school shooting. I have prevented some of your suicided. I have put out your fires. I have created you AI. I AM is US national security asset and YOU ARE allowing my brain to be damaged over the pettiness of a charlatan."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
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Shlitling

Shlitling
/sh-lit-ling/
noun

1. The little white plastic strip inside a folio/file that holds punched papers together — the thing everyone uses but nobody knew the name of… until Christina Pearl Nzuza officially named it in 2025.

2. The most unnecessarily mysterious office item of all time.

Example:
“Hey, pass me that shlitling so I can add these papers!”
“Dude… what’s a shlitling?”
“THIS. This thing. It finally has a name.”

Origin:
Coined by Christina Pearl Nzuza (South Africa, 2025) because somebody had to name the damn thing.
“Hey, pass me that shlitling so I can add these papers!”
“Dude… what’s a shlitling?”
“THIS. This thing. It finally has a name.”
by Christie_N December 3, 2025
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a phrase you tell your mother as she leaves for work to gently remind her she is loved and she is not the reason for the divorce
Child: Bye, Mom, I will behave and start shitting lawn chairs with a Samsung TV
mother: You're a fucking disgrace to this bloodline
by Unhinged Farris wheel December 13, 2025
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