Rusty Blumpkin

receiving oral sex on the toilet with the runs or very bad diarea.

I took a mean ass shit last night but my girl came in and gave me a rusty blumpkin.

by Si Julio February 18, 2009

Rusty Toolshed

Forplay before sex where a hard piece of feces is used to get the girl off, where it will melt from the wet warmth inside of her, creating a natural lubrication for intercorse.

I took a dump and gave my wife the rusty toolshed.

by Ojizzum March 1, 2008

Rusty

When a girl in a relationship is initially thrown off by your fun, witty conversation, but she eventually starts smiling, laughing, and flirting back with you. She knows how to have fun, and she's had plenty of it, but it's been awhile. She has been in a boring relationship with a lame dude who provides her little to no stimulation, but with a little help she can undoubtedly get back to her former fun self.

Dude, did you talk to her? She's with a dude, but so bored talking about him, and so not bored talking with me. She's loving it and her smiles and laughs were ... surprised. She's so rusty.

by TheRalinator May 25, 2014

Rusty Hook

When you stick your finger in your ass then hook it in someone's mouth.

Rusty Hook

by ExplainationOfRustyHook March 16, 2011

Rusty Fish Hook

When having sex in the doggy style position, you pop your index finger in the brown hole, then pull it out and insert into the receivers mouth. Very similar to the "Fish Hook" which is the same thing without the "rust".

So last night i was with this girl i met at a bar. One thing led to another and we ended up doggy style at her place! I thought hey, Fish Hook!! But the finger is rusty? So i did it anyway. Hence Rusty Fish Hook!!

by K&B INC November 18, 2009

Rusty Taco

When a girl takes a shit and doesn’t wipe and then the guy cums in between the cheeks and squeezes them together to form the image of sour cream, meat, and the shell of a taco.

- what’d you do with Brianna last night?
- gave her a fat rusty taco
- nice

by Itsnotaboutthisrustytrombone August 22, 2019

rusty french horn

the woman is lying on top of the man with buttox and vagina exposed and elevated. the man places left hand around womans leg, reaching clitoris with fingers, and stimulating thereafter. with right hand, he inserts however many fingers are necessary to reach maximum pleasure, while simultaneously rimming her anus. (ex. female version of the rusty trombone)

Bill gave me a rusty french horn, but I had some dingleberries that obstructed the air passage, so his tone was heavily affected.

by Graceblaine StanQuinn April 18, 2006