riverside stem academy

A crappy school full of bitchy kids who think they are "all that." A word of advice, don't go there

Laird: where does Lara go to school?
Jackson: She goes to the riverside stem academy
Laird: Oh shit don't date her

by Fredward Jenkins November 12, 2014

rivered

(riv-erd)
adj.
- A condition induced by the consumption of too much marijuana.

- When you reach the point where you can't smoke anymore marijuana.

syn. fucked up

August smoked so much marijuana he got rivered.

by pduds May 8, 2008

Red River Shootout

1. the annual meeting of Oklahoma vs. Texas in football at the Cotton Bowl in Dallas. The stadium is half crimson and half burnt orange.

2. the asskickin' Oklahoma gives Texas every year.

3. something Mack Brown and the rest of the Texas Shorthorns fear every year.

4. a annual embarassment for Texas.

Oklahoma will continue to dominate the Red River Shootout as long as Mack Brown is the coach of Texas.

by Kevin July 27, 2004

Fall River Massachusetts

A small Portuguese town where everyone thinks they know everybody, and everyone thinks they are related to Lizzie Borden. And most kids end up at the shitty B.M.C. Durfee high school. They have the most ridiculous accents, and nobody would give a shit if it was just bombed and taken off the map.

"Hey do you know anyone important from Fall River Massachusetts?"
"Nah, anyone from Fall River is a waste of skin"

by superspammer January 27, 2009

rivers cuomo

A guy who doesn't like his fans cuz he finds them really really annoying and doesnt want anything to do with them. Which means he hates everyone who posted on here.

"Hell no! Fans are annoying. They all want something. Yeah, or asking me to play a certain song. They're all little bitches, so I avoid them at all costs."

by messedupstud March 19, 2004

dirty rivers

the simultaneous act of ejaculating while hitting a woman in the face with a seat cushion

Last night, as I was banging this hot chick, I decided to give her a dirty rivers, unfortunately I caught her in the eye.

by John_Utah December 29, 2015

river near

1. Living or being close to a river.
2. a mesure in distance by how close you are to a river

Ottawa is river near to Quebec

by Simon Pawlowski May 16, 2006