Riding the Rivers

1) A phrase used to describe a large margin of victory, often with the intent to degrade the losing team or player.
2) To have a relaxing day fishing in a calm river. To tame the river, just for the sake of proving your superiority over said river.
3) A term used to describe the incredible feat of Bilbo Baggins when he rode down the river on barrels through Mirkwood to save the dwarves of the Lonely Mountain, shows the power of the Fellowship.
4) Any fantasy football team that has Philip Rivers at QB and foolishly believes that he will lead their team to victory.
5) Slang for embarrassing.
6) Phrase used to imply failure.

I rode all over the rivers today in my fantasy football game.

Notre Dame had their rivers riden all over last week in that embarrassing loss.

I'm riding the rivers, and it is only too easy.

Hate to burst your bubble, but I just stopped the river.

by The Fellowship team October 23, 2011

riding trump

To ride passenger in the backseat of a vehicle when a front seat passenger seat is available, as Donald Trump would do.

"Hey man wouldn't you rather sit up here?"
"That's alright, I prefer riding trump."

by Hilario Baldness August 30, 2015

Ride piggyfront

Riding piggyback on the opposite side.

He/she wanted to ride piggyfront all the way to the beach.

by The Original Agahnim June 17, 2021

the ride on lawnmower

When girl bites and slits your dick when giving you head.. like the blades of a lawnmower.

Philip: Hey man how was last night? ;)

Geaney: Damn bro it was rough. Ita gave me the ride on lawnmower.

Philip: Tough dose bro.

Geaney: I know its hurts like fuuuuck!!

by ThePussySmasher2k14 May 26, 2014

riding the subway

When a person (male or female) gets on a train and is molested. This usually ends with a rape or "gangbang" situation.

She is so innocent. She will probably be riding the subway the entire week.

by heycrippy34 March 28, 2015

Dappled ride

1. To have sex with a woman who's body is covered with frickles or in other words who is dappled.
2. A woman who's body is covered in frickles or in other words is dappled.

1. I got a dappled ride for tonight.
2. Look at that hot dappled ride.

by Deep blue 2012 December 10, 2009

Wiki-Ride

When you search on Wikipedia and then bounce around randomly on the blue highlighted words or phrases that peek your interest.

I looked up my hometown on Wikipedia and got distracted by an interesting subject highlighted on the page and from there went on a Wiki-Ride that ended on the subject of dumpster diving.

by Donnie2Light March 5, 2016