Horse Race Enthusiasts

The Media, in their coverage of just about every election since the founding of our country.

Person watching news: "Wow! The candidates are running neck and neck!"

Other person: "Don't be silly - that's just a bunch of Horse Race Enthusiasts, twisting the polls for ratings. Ignore them - and just go out and VOTE!"

by joe995 October 21, 2024

Tim race

When one person races another person that does not realize they are racing, and claims they beat them.

I just had a tim race with my cobalt ss against a Bugatti!

by Jakemk6 August 18, 2014

Run your own race champion

Doing what ever you like in this world whist staying out of one’s self.

If you are a Guinea rooter that’s stuck in a pint glass that’s fine mate !! You run your own race champion!!!

by The biggest deck from corlette July 8, 2023

Modelo Racing Stripes

The long scratches down the side of a Beanermobile.

Oh look...they modified their car with Modelo Racing Stripes.

by buttfist May 27, 2022

Dream Race

a black person knock off

Dream Race Person: Hi I'm gay .

by LukasBruv November 4, 2021

Booty Race

The obligatory race for female attention that most guys will participate in at least once in their lives. Can be the impetus for fights, bad decision making, bodily danger, etc.

The great Booty Race goes on...

by PeeishNefenes May 29, 2020

A motor race

An event where you go car racing

Toto. It's called a motor race, we went car racing

by Tableservice May 16, 2022