Georgia O' Queef

when something queer happens,
"GHEY"
or something goes wrong,
meaning oh bollocks or thats a bit shit

When your pencil breaks you might say
"well that's a bit Georgia O' Queef !"

by Z.R. December 18, 2007

breast queef

the act of squeezing or caresing ones breasts until a white luiqid excreats and creates a squeak or fart sounding noise

the rope wrapped around laurens boobie was so tight it forced out a breast queef

by the one and probably the only August 7, 2010

bloody vigina queef

two parts vadka, one part tomato juice, mixed with someones penis

its my favorite drink

by delana brewer August 2, 2003

butt queef

A fart that comes from your asshole, but you make it a big deal and mutter "ohhh butt queef"

"Dude, I just butt queefed"

by Dapoopmasta February 15, 2007

gurgling queef

The sound a woman's vagina makes after releasing douche-fluid from her vaginal cavity.

Tina's pussy was really stinky.

So i mentioned to Tina , "next time i come over make sure you are nice and clean down there for me".

One week later i went over to Tina's and made passionate sweet-smelling love to her.

After I came on her ass, i proceeded with my after sex ritual of cleaning off my dick resin and scrubbing my balls.

As I was cleaning my shaft i noticed a little unmarked bottle.

Tina followed me into the shower and I asked her what the bottle was for.

"It's a douche", she said.

She then asked me if she should use it.

I said "Yah, clean that shit out."

She then proceeded to squeeze the bottle and inject douche fluid into her vaginal cavity.

A few moments later she turned off the shower and said to me, "i don't really like this part."

Before I could even ask her what she meant by the previous statement, she released the douche-fluid onto the porcelain bathtub floor.

What followed was the most loud, intense and drawn out gurgling queef I have ever heard.

by Wetme April 23, 2014

misty queef

A queef that has a explosion of mist.

Hey cab I saw that misty queef.

by Kahhhhl brown September 11, 2016

casual queef

When you have a queef, perhaps by accident or possibly just lazy.
Not your show quality queef

"That was a casual queef"

by Show quality June 28, 2016