Paint Job

when you haven’t jacked of in a long time, so so much cum splatters on a wall and re-paints it in a white, cream shade

dude haven’t jacked off in a momth, I gave my wall a Paint Job

by cooljuda7 July 26, 2018

Painted Whore

A man named Dean Winchester is a painted whore, but they keep calling Dean something named a Jensen Ackles?

Dean: “I’m a painted whore”

by Castiel_BabyInATrenchCoat May 23, 2021

sockin paint

spraying paint into a sock so u can inhale the fumes and get high

bobby i was so bored i went home and started sockin paint

by h@ppy m@n August 19, 2009

Doodle-phant

the name of the creature that you play as in the hit iPod game "doodle jump"

that blackhole just swallowed my doodle-phant

by xTHEBEATDOCTORx August 6, 2010

spray painted

when someone has Diarrhea and sprays it all over the toilet bowl

fair out somone has spray painted this toilet

by plugger k April 4, 2011

Alaskan Paint Job

When a person receive a lap dance from a stripper, and she leaves a skid mark.

Yeah. Look at your leg. That bitch totally gave you an Alaskan Paint Job.

by Dr. DOODOO FINGER May 11, 2011

Dick paint

After pooping, the male dips his dick in the poop and uses it as a paintbrush to paint on his partner.

After giving my girlfriend a Cleveland steamer, i got creative and dick painted my name on her chest.

by Bvaughn June 5, 2013