patrick swaze

while haveing sex with you girlfiend u fantisize about fucking her sister or her mother

dude wen i fuck my girl i soooooo patrick swaze about her mom

by sucky123 March 8, 2009

The Patrick Effect

The Patrick Effect is a statistical phenomenon discovered in Austria.

It was observed that something e.g. an activity that would usually happen is massively less likely to happen if the person who suggested it is called 'Patrick'.

'Bro, last week he told me we would hang out but I haven't heard anything from him since.'
'Yeah man, that's The Patrick Effect'

by Dr. Mr. Me June 20, 2018

Patrick

Probably has big ears but his clean 300zx makes up for it. Most likely wears crocs to distract you from his third leg. Overall great guy and you should probably slide into his dms.

That guy Patrick is mad thicc!

by Nissvn November 23, 2021

patrick hugh thiele

demon in bed can last up to 2 hours. impregnated me with 16 black children un consensually. he has a really nice ass.

patrick hugh thiele is a nigger

by ikidnapdwarfs May 8, 2024

A Patrick

If you camp and/or tunnel in Dead by Daylight you are a Patrick because you actually believe that is "skillfull".

That guy is such a Patrick!

by MommaDragon December 16, 2022

Patrick

A man with many highly attractive feminine features. Patricks are typically less muscular and tall compared to the average male. However, Patrick has a voluptuous, plumpy, ass which helps him attract many cute boys. Patrick has a very small waist that catches the eye of any man. Patrick will dazzle you when he twerks his fat saggy ass. Although not common among men, Patrick has large breasts that provide milk for his friends and girlfriends (many girlfriends). Patrick typically donates sperm to have children because after highschool he never encounters women again.

Cute boy: Hey bro... I think I have a crush
Cute boy's friend: Who's the lucky lady?
Cute boy: Its not a lady. Its Patrick 😻😻.

by Paxiflication March 11, 2022

Patrick

The type of guy willing to eat a few quarters and a hotwheels car for a couple dollars.

That guy over there farting on the campfire is such a patrick.

by cheesycheese2022 March 26, 2023