Patrick

Looks like an angry bird and is obsessed with a girl for years. He doesn't sleep because he runs on just caffeine and the attention of girls. Girls don't love him and only see him as the gay best friend. He can be funny though normally is a woman

Oh no Patrick's coming

by Touchmeup February 24, 2023

Patrick and Josie

The best couple to exist.

Guy 1: Hey look at that couple
Guy 2: Thats Patrick and Josie
Guy 1: They're the best and cutest ever.

by itisnotfunnyanymore February 27, 2023

Patrick

The type of guy willing to eat a few quarters and a hotwheels car for a couple dollars.

That guy over there farting on the campfire is such a patrick.

by cheesycheese2022 March 26, 2023

Patricked

To get hit in the face by a tennis ball, most likely going 200mph

Sean got patricked by his own teammate

by NTTG June 16, 2024

Patrick Mahomes

The Undisputed King of the NFL right now. Despite having what many would call a worse team than previous years, he won the Super Bowl last year with the help of the Defense,Travis Kelce and Andy Reid of the Kansas City Chiefs.
It is also the first Superbowl win for the chiefs under new sponsor,Taylor Swift.
Because of his superbowl win last year, Mahomes is commonly considered the 2nd greatest quarterback ever behind Tom Brady. Many say Patrick is on Pace to beat Brady. Anyways, he also sounds like Kermit the Frog.

Person 1:Patrick Mahomes is awesome
Person 2: Yeah, he might beat Brady. Too bad he is getting overshadowed by Kelce and Swift
Person 1:What a shame

by What’s your handle321 June 29, 2024

Patrick Hugh Thiele

Sex driven rapist, often indulges in bestiality

wow its a Patrick Hugh Thiele

by Andrew Thiele July 31, 2024

Patrick Brooklyn

The reason that animals hibernate and why earth worms go underground to hide. Mr aura himself, fear itself and dread itself.

"Gee wilikers those hoodlums are almost as frightening as Patrick Brooklyn."

by ThreeHoodedHoodlums April 5, 2025