Spiegel speed

A speed where you are almost in 1st gear but still in reverse, or just being very unproductive

Our employee moves at spiegel speed.

by blowinupshizz May 3, 2023

Speed Runner

A speed runner is a person who normally can beat a game at a very fast time, and because of it become big headed sometimes and think they are the shit, and become a dick head.

Flippy_0: hey do you speed runner of the Super Mario 64
Paracusia: Ya dick head i can beat the game faster than you can get a girl

by jkfdnoen4o3nonfr June 20, 2016

Speed Media

Speed Media is a format used to convey content very quickly and concisely

"The information about the game was written in speed media, got through it in less than a minute."

by Notime November 27, 2013

Speed of light

Time it takes for simps to DM Pokimane.

Girl 1:Girl, he messaged me back at the speed of light!
Girl 2: Girl, he just desperate.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 8, 2021

Speed assignmenting

It means doing assignments FAST

I am Speed assignmenting

by Ultimate0 March 5, 2021

Bathtub Speed

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

by benisthelion October 18, 2017

Speed

Jack Ethan Oxenrider

Speed is so crazy I didn’t even see him smear shit on the wall.

by Jack Ethan Oxenrider January 17, 2021