Real Country Dark

A condition experienced by very few; the near-complete absence of light pollution, permitting a crystal-clear view of the night time sky.

Hey, have you ever seen the light from another galaxy?
WTF!? No...why would I?
Because Real Country Dark lets you see the important things you've missed, but that have been there all along.

by YAWA July 11, 2020

Real moth hours

6:30-9:50pm when the real moths will come out and invade West Virginia. This was started by a large mothman in the 1960s.

DAMN ITS 7:80 it’s real moth hours now look out for the OG moth.

by Gang moth August 18, 2018

Get a real job!

An insult, which can be used towards someone who has a shit job/task or none at all (beneficiaries).

Person 1: "Get a real job!"
Person 2: "Fuck off!"

Person with job: "Get a real job"
Beneficiary: "I can't."

by 17 inch dildo May 5, 2016

Fuhr Real

When someone says something so unbelievably obvious your only response to them can be a sarcastic, "FUHR REAL!"

"Bryan: Dude if there is one thing I know it's that michelle is michelle."

"Eric: FUHR REAL!"

by bpes February 2, 2009

REAL nigga

Alex Her.

Y’all looking for a REAL Nigga? Yeah it’s Alex Her.

by masterpimpbusta May 10, 2018

Real man

Chad

Jenny: OMG Chad has such a big cock
Jessy: he's a real man

by xXx_420Thotslaya69_xXx December 4, 2019

Real gamer

Someone who thinks they are a gamer, but ironically has barely if any sense of what a good game is.

"Man I love No Man Sky" said the real gamer.

by SnedgerIsAHoe April 17, 2019