Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to put out on a regular basis; which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.

Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Everybody: Oh shit. Dad joke just made his entrance. I'm outtie. Fuck this shit. Nope. Peace out!

by Ezra69 October 1, 2020

jacobs dad

A very attractive man who is looking for girls who have nice curves. He is rude at times and beats his children, but he always finds ways to look good and stay fresh.

Jacobs dad: *beats Jacob*
Jacob: Dad knock it the hell off!

by Dorkygirl182 December 18, 2017

Bro dads

It's where two guys who are best friends adopt a child and raise it together without any women. Except for nanny's (as many as you'd like)

Kid: "my bro dads are so cool, they don't make me clean or do any chores"

by Katie’s brother October 6, 2019

Chad Dad

A Dad that instills high quality values in their children.

- Self-defense
- Value of the dollar
- Accountability and Merit
- Stand up against woke culture and equity
- Commitment to Family

Hey man, I am so jealous of you. Your dad takes you shooting at the range and signs you up for self-defense courses. He's such a Chad Dad! My Dad just gives me a phone and tells me to go to my room.

by SaltySailorTV June 19, 2023

faidonas dad

A very rich man but also very generous, he gets all his money from petros georgiades and the amazing partys he makes renting his facilities. Faidonas and jimmys should be really gratefull because petros’ and manolos money is what keeps them living

ohh my god look its faidonas dad hide your wifes

by mr jimmys secret fan October 7, 2021

tech dad

Someone who wears a tech company backpack, jeans, and either a tech company t-shirt, polo, or jacket. Middle-aged or has a mature air, often wears glasses. Often talks techie gadgets, computer science, startups, or more computer science. Usually very responsible.

Vivek always wears that one tech jacket--what a tech dad!

by techpro March 13, 2015

Dad Joke

The BEST kind of joke ever in existence

Human Being Number One: Wanna hear a dad joke?

Human Being Number Two: OH MY FUCKING GOD YES TELL ME THE JOKE RIGHT NOW

by SMILE4EVR December 15, 2020