Megan 

A female name for an individual who likes to indulge in a little bit of harmless theft now and again. Generally, Megan is a laid-back, carefree girl who walks with a slight spring in her step. Enjoys male company and a dirty pint. Of medium to freakishly tall height, loves to play catch or to hunt for rabbits. Usually blonde or brunette, but rarely a redhead, as the shade of fire normally attracts too much attention whilst shoplifting. All are at peace around Megan, except for when she reveals her mean streak, which comes from having to live in a cramped caravan (or other transportable, small, living quarters).

Shop assistant 1: Dude, have you seen that square watermelon recently?

Shop assistant 2: No, actually, I haven't. Should we call the security guards?

Shop assistant 1: You know what - I think I know who stole it. Looks like the work of a Megan.

Megan by Amath Gheek February 9, 2010

Megan 

A nice funny girl who has a rock'n bod. Everyone likes her and want to be around her. She can keep any secret that you have to her. She is shy and doesn't take relationships fast. She's the 2nd to 3rd most popular in a school.

Can you do a Megan for me and keep my secret?
I wish that I was good friends with Megan.
WOW! Megan is hot.

Megan by maddiLIKESmangos June 13, 2011

Megan 

Basically a disney princess. The best girl you'll ever meet. She is kind hearted and loves dearly. If you have a Megan in your life don't take her for granted. You should consider yourself very lucky and never let her go. Often needs someone to just be there. Hates to be alone. Would rather stay in than go out any night.

Hey man wanna go to this party tonight?
No thanks I'm hanging with Megan tonight.
Man I wish I had a Megan

Megan by John the best Smith May 8, 2013

Megan Gethin 

An Irish girl, extremly crazy and energetic. She can be quite weird but once you get past her "Hi my name is Megan." you guys will be bestfriends forever. She is loyal and funny. Sometimes she is not very good with the jokes but she will have at least one day a month she will be on fire with the jokes. Always a good friend.

"You're friends with Megan Gethin? God Im so jealous. How did you become friends with her?"
"She was a bit weird and loud. But i got past it. She's really cool."

Megan Gethin by Meforeva October 17, 2012

meaghanitis 

noun

1. A disastrous disease that is infecting women all over the world. It can be described as bitchy, stand offish, or unaproachable . Usually present in the workplace (mainly offices) but can be found anywhere; gyms, malls, restaurants, etc. Any female can be affected by the disease but it is mainly found in attractive women from ages 13-40 who come from a privileged upbringing. Take caution when dealing with these women as they have been the pitfall of many men. At the time of this writing there is no known cure or treatment for meaghanitis. The best way to deal with meaghanitis is to proceed with caution and not give these women the time of day. Also it is important to note that some women are very good at hiding the disease and will appear to be a normal, uninfected woman and may try to entice you with their assets but be aware that this is a trap and they will strike when it is already too late.

New guy at work: "What do you think of Lisa from accounting?"
Office veteran: "She's hot but be careful, she has meaghanitis"
New guy: "Thanks for letting me know"

meaghanitis by Tellingitlikeitissince1988 May 22, 2016

megan fox'd 

when a girl decides to get so much plastic surgery that she looks like megan fox influenced her.

"wow did you see that girl last night"
"yeah, she totally got megan fox'd"

megan fox'd by KillerMemestar42069 September 11, 2016

megan goy 

someone who can get jealous very easily is labelled as a "Megan Goy"

*Example Names Used*
Somebody referred to as a "Megan Goy": Ellie couldn't take my Alex, there's no chance"

megan goy by Scott2357 January 18, 2017