Loaded Up

When a man has full balls but is only semi-erect, not quite ready for the big show. He usually requires a blowjob or handjob before he can insert his dick into her gaping hole.

I was watching this dude in the shower, and noticed he was starting to masturbate and was getting loaded up.

by Big Lunch May 26, 2024

Loaded Up

When a man is sexually aroused and has a chub, but not yet a full-blown erection.

Man, that guy is loaded up! Look at that thing! He is almost ready to go!

by Big Lunch May 27, 2024

Loaded Cannon

When a person doesn’t shit for a day or two and have to go badly and begin to explode shit all over a unexpecting person who can be asleep.

Dude I wanna do a loaded cannon on Jim tonight

by Cream master December 1, 2021

Lord of loads

Any closeted gay man that goes in the basement and jerks off to gay porn while his wife is in long Island with the kids.

Man, nate got caught with his pants down when angie came home early , he's a real lord of loads

by Debbish December 2, 2021

Loading the Cannon

A term used in reference to the act of sounding. Loadint the cannons specifically notates using an onject witha notable diameter, but a short length. Such as a AA battery. To load the cannon one usually inserts the object into the urethra until it is fully encompased in the urethra.

I was loading the cannon last night, dude it burnt so good!

by 1818551 February 10, 2024

cheesey load

When you shove a brick of cheese in a sexual orifice, leave your load in it and your partner will put it in a sandwich to eat

"Hey dude, my girls so hot she loves a cheesey load daily"

by Dirty mingler February 17, 2024

Fat load

A large amount of semen that is about to squirt out of your penis during orgasm

I’ve got a fat load and it’s about to explode

by PENETRATETHEBUTTHOLE February 23, 2024