A man who is headed out for a night on the town, and is cum toxic, in that he is experiencing the natural result of sperm and related fluids that have built up in the body without release.
A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.
A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
A sexual weapon consisting of two repositories of ammunition and a single barrel, which is fully loaded.
A man headed out for a night on the town who strongly feels the need to release his ejaculatory fluids.
Look here, I haven't been able to jack off in three days and I've got a Double-Loaded Weapon! Lets go find some girls.
by Captain Trifucta February 4, 2010
Get the Double-Loaded Weaponmug. When a man has full balls but is only semi-erect, not quite ready for the big show. He usually requires a blowjob or handjob before he can insert his dick into her gaping hole.
I was watching this dude in the shower, and noticed he was starting to masturbate and was getting loaded up.
by Big Lunch May 26, 2024
Get the Loaded Upmug. 
A Loaded Banana is a penis with foodstuffs on it, (Whipped Cream, Honey, Candy, etc.) to be presumably eaten off or during fellatio.
“Remember fruit by the foot?”
“Of course! I gave my girl a Loaded Banana with it while she sucked me off and she loved it.”
“Of course! I gave my girl a Loaded Banana with it while she sucked me off and she loved it.”
by Spuamico May 31, 2025
Get the Loaded Bananamug. The insatiable desire, unbelievable need to drain a cock of it's cum. Similar to "cock drunk", but having to fo with cum
After he fucked me and I sucked his cock for a while, the "load hunger" was building up in me. I needed his cum on my face and in my mouth.
by Mtfts4me June 6, 2022
Get the Load Hungermug. by Baked dinner March 25, 2022
Get the Chuck a loadmug. randy: ayo u went to that party last night
john: yeah it was awesome them "mfs be blowing loads of jizz" everywhere even in the fucking kitchen u know
tommy: "hoes"
randy: yeah
john: yeah it was awesome them "mfs be blowing loads of jizz" everywhere even in the fucking kitchen u know
tommy: "hoes"
randy: yeah
by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 30, 2022
Get the mfs be blowing loads of jizzmug.