Jizz-Jacket

When somebody jizzes in a jacket then throws it at you

"eww dude! that's nasty i just got jizz-jacketed!

by Max Benson January 11, 2009

jizz witch

rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'

that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'

that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!

by michael foolsley January 29, 2010

jizz cannon

street name for a thorough african american male from 39th and Poplar street, west philadelphia

Damn, that fella reminds me of Jizz Cannon the way he deals with the ladies, gets his money, and has his mind right!

by jay dot canTnonE September 5, 2003

Jizz Fart

Someone who is sexually attracted to farts, hence the name.

Ryan: Did you jerk off to my fart?

Bob: Yeah

Ryan: Man, you're a total Jizz Fart

by MF_FK0 April 29, 2019

flab jizz

after a heavy session of masturbation, the residue that may or may not get dried onto your stomache, sometimes referred to as "flab", or the fat on your stomache.

"Dude, what's that on your stomache?"

"I jacked off last night..."

"It must be flab jizz!"

by hjklhjhjkl October 28, 2009

explosive jizz

An ejaculation so glorious that when it occurs both of your testicles will detonate with the force of a 50 megaton bomb

guy 1*"dude, what happened to your crotch?"
guy 2*"I was doing it with jenny and my balls exploded"
guy 1*"dude that's the explosive jizz, sorry for your nuts"

by cannon_penis123 January 14, 2015

Powdered Jizz

One of many street names for the drug, cocaine, as it has the appearance of powdered cum. Occasionally shortened to "jism" or "jizz", depending on context.

I just snorted a few lines of powdered jizz, feeling pretty great.

by Brittlebrittlemoon December 12, 2012