rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'
that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!
by michael foolsley January 29, 2010
Get the jizz witchmug. by Max Benson January 11, 2009
Get the Jizz-Jacketmug. Damn, that fella reminds me of Jizz Cannon the way he deals with the ladies, gets his money, and has his mind right!
by jay dot canTnonE September 5, 2003
Get the jizz cannonmug. Someone who is constantly rude to you; takes out their hostility on unsuspecting and unjust victims.
Bob: What's the issue between you and Derek?
Me: I don't know, that kid has some sort of a problem with me. He's a jizz nizzer, so it's really no big deal.
Me: I don't know, that kid has some sort of a problem with me. He's a jizz nizzer, so it's really no big deal.
by IBetThisIsn'tTaken January 10, 2008
Get the Jizz nizzermug. An ejaculation so glorious that when it occurs both of your testicles will detonate with the force of a 50 megaton bomb
guy 1*"dude, what happened to your crotch?"
guy 2*"I was doing it with jenny and my balls exploded"
guy 1*"dude that's the explosive jizz, sorry for your nuts"
guy 2*"I was doing it with jenny and my balls exploded"
guy 1*"dude that's the explosive jizz, sorry for your nuts"
by cannon_penis123 January 14, 2015
Get the explosive jizzmug. after a heavy session of masturbation, the residue that may or may not get dried onto your stomache, sometimes referred to as "flab", or the fat on your stomache.
by hjklhjhjkl October 28, 2009
Get the flab jizzmug. by MF_FK0 April 29, 2019
Get the Jizz Fartmug.