A Jason is someone with extreme emotional intensity. He either wants to love you to death or hack you to bits with his machete. There is no in between. Either way, it’s a privilege. He’s always up for adventures and epic quests. A free spirit, he’s constantly getting in trouble by not confirming to social norms. Clever as a fox, he’s able to talk his way in or out of any situation by shifting your perspective and making you laugh. He will one-up you to your delight. He’s a lovable rapscallion who fully embraces the Angel in himself and the devil in himself.
“Yo, I just met this dude who packed a lifetime worth of shenanigans into one weekend, and I am both shook and hooked.” “Oh snap, sounds like you got yourself a Jason”
“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”
“If you are the result of a live child between the entire cast of The Hangover and Captain Jack Sparrow, your name is probably Jason”
by JavierDontCare November 24, 2021
Get the Jasonmug. A creep who 9/11ed the twin towers. He thinks he has alot of friends but this is so incorrect. He thinks his sooooo good at everything but he sucks at it. But he is making mum jokes all the time but when time comes to be serious he is serious
Jason
by Lason McDermott August 10, 2018
Get the Jasonmug. by Dodgeball October 15, 2022
Get the JASONmug. Jason is mad pussy slayer who is a notorious mother fucker in the Barnstaple area. Everyone knows him as ‘the stud who fucked my mum’. the women love him, the men hate him.
Jon: ‘Hey you know Jason?’
James: ‘The one who fucked our mums?’
Jon: ‘Yeah that one he’s a right wanker’
James: ‘The one who fucked our mums?’
Jon: ‘Yeah that one he’s a right wanker’
by mynamejeffo January 12, 2020
Get the Jasonmug. Jason, often used as another word for "snitch" or "nark". Most people avoid Jason's for this very reason. They will often creep on females 20 years younger.
by Wazking June 23, 2023
Get the Jasonmug. -Yo bro you were so drunk last night where the hell did you dissapear ?
-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.
-Man I don't even know, I think I pulled off a Jason and went back home.
by Jelly bean August 13, 2017
Get the Jasonmug.