Cross Craving

When you crave two totally different foods at the same time. These foods are usually random, and triggered when walking through the grocery store.

Person 1: Man, I'm really craving some popcorn chicken and Fruity Pebbles right now.
Person 2: Dude, your always cross craving.

by stop-dont-touch-me-there November 12, 2019

why did the chicken cross the road?

definition of joke of why did the chicken cross the road? the answer is: who know.

person 1: why did the chicken cross the road?
person 2: how the fuck am i supposed to know
person 3 (truck driver): AHHHH STAY OUT OF MY WAY!!!
person 1 & 2: OH MY FUCKING GOD-

by dast143235 September 2, 2025

Why did the condom cross the road?

Because it was pissed off

'Why did the condom cross the road?' Is a original joke that I created. Definitely didn't copy from anywhere

by Notmelol123 April 22, 2022

Cross on his throat

One who falls in love way too easy, has low self esteem, manages a halfway house , and is screaming for attention in all the wrong ways.. usually goes by the name of John

You know that guy with the cross on his throat.... yeah hes a total Og Squirter

by OGBobbySquirter November 18, 2019

Cross-contagiophobia

The intense fear of other people’s belongings or items contaminating your personal space with their microscopic traces, scents, or environmental residue.

“I can’t let him leave his jacket here—I have full-on cross-contagiophobia.”

by Dr. B Tyler October 26, 2025

cross shot

A way of taking shots where people cross arms and drink their shots.

Yo! Let’s do some cross shots!

by mars_claw November 14, 2022

cross sibling

How the half siblings in each side of your family are related.

John's mom and dad are no longer together. John's dad now has a son named Jim. And John's mom now has a daughter named Jane. Jane and Jim are both blood related to John but are not family to eachother. Instead are related by cross siblings through John.

by Aceismike December 18, 2023