The utilization of anal coitus, as a means to avoid pregnancy. Usually a means for a latent homosexual to experience anal sex, without having an actual homosexual relationship.
Douglas: I don't want to do you in the front. You might get pregnant. We got to use the brown method babe.
Evelyn: But I want to cum too.
Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.
Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?
Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)
Evelyn: But I want to cum too.
Douglas: Use your hand on your gash, I'm not touching it. Yuck.
Evelyn: (Sighs) Okay. Do you want to massage my breasts?
Douglas: Fuck no! God damn it! Yuck! (vomits violently)
by Muddy Melvin October 20, 2011
"Oh, man, I gotta make Brown Johnnies in a hurry!"
Also, if you have the runs, you can say,
"I shouldn't have eaten that hot pocket. I can feel the Runny Johnnies coming."
Also, if you have the runs, you can say,
"I shouldn't have eaten that hot pocket. I can feel the Runny Johnnies coming."
by Planteskaeg August 13, 2009
a brown male who pulls a lot of bitches and has crazy rizz, one of a kind person and the ladies love him
by popskipskirt May 03, 2022
by Parallelogramshagger May 08, 2020
The art of some Stockton hoodlum’s in which they shit their underwear in order to get and or receive “Racing Stripes”.
by Effi5292 December 01, 2018
An Eggplant or Aubergine dipped in raw chocolate brownie batter, then enjoyed through licks or bites. A delicacy that originated among rich Polish after World War One. Nowadays, enjoyed as a treat to beat the summer heat.
by EggplantAddict(cocaine) June 14, 2022
A suck up thats nose is always brown from eating their bosses/teachers delicious shit right out of their ass.
by Slowy0urself August 23, 2020